NPC Hiring Fair
Forget saving the world! Today, we’re putting video game NPCs to work. You get to hire one classic NPC type to help with everyday life, complete with all the suspiciously convenient abilities they normally provide in-game.
Which NPC are you hiring?
Fast-travel mage with instant transportation anywhere
Merchant who buys all the random junk you don’t need
Blacksmith who repairs anything you manage to break
Healer who patches you up whenever needed
Storage keeper with unlimited secure storage for all your stuff
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Turns out NPCs are wildly overqualified for real life. Which other NPC type deserves a spot on the payroll? 