(06.22.26) AMD DAILY MISSION: Tantalizing Tagline Tangle

Tantalizing Tagline Tangle

Marketing got it wrong.

Your mission is to give a game the tagline it actually deserves based on what it’s really like to play.

:white_check_mark: TO COMPLETE THE MISSION

:video_game: Pick any game
:memo: Rewrite its tagline in one sentence
:fire: Make it brutally honest
:eyes: Bonus: See if the community can guess the game before you reveal it

Examples

Skyrim
“Congratulations, you’re carrying 47 pounds of cheese again.”
World of Warcraft
“Just one more quest before bed.”
Minecraft
“The creeper heard you were having a nice evening.”

Have you dopped your 500KG today?
This has a double meaning with the state of the current game