Patch Note Panic
Imagine waking up to patch notes for your actual life. Apparently the developers have been watching, and they’ve decided a few everyday mechanics desperately need balancing. Unfortunately, you don’t get to uninstall the update.
Select ALL the real-life buffs you’d happily accept in the next patch:
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- Sleep now restores 100% energy every time
- All purchases cost 20% less
- Fast travel unlocked for places you’ve already visited
- Skill points can be reassigned whenever you want
- Carry weight increased by 200%
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voters
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The devs are taking suggestions for the next patch. What completely ridiculous buff should real life get? 