NPC Union Demands
Video game NPCs have been putting up with our nonsense for decades. Merchants work around the clock, guards patrol the same twelve feet of road, and quest givers stand in the rain waiting for someone to collect six mushrooms. Frankly, it’s a miracle they haven’t unionized already.
Select ALL the demands you’d support if video game NPCs went on strike:
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Merchants deserve actual business hours
Guards should get hazard pay for dealing with players
Shopkeepers can refuse to buy 47 identical rusty swords
NPCs should be allowed to skip repeated dialogue
Quest givers deserve to go home occasionally
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The NPC union has spoken, and honestly, they’ve got a few good points. What other ridiculous workplace demand should they add to their list? 